In Which My Husband Gives It To Me Straight

Watching the Gopher vs. Michigan State game

Me: Ooooh, he's a nice looking young chap.

Brian: Who?

Me: I don't know, whoever that guy is.

Brian: That's the Michigan State quarterback.

Me: Oh, OK.

Brian: And he's a sophomore.

Me: So?

Brian: And that means you're ten years older than him once your birthday rolls around in a few months.

Ouch.